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LIBERAL DEFINITION OF TOLERANCE - A fair,objective,and permissive attitude toward the opinions and practices of others as long as they fit the liberal agenda.

Liberalism -

TOLERANT LIBERALS - They will let you believe whatever..... Unless you disagree with them

ISIS & Liberals -

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LIBERAL - if you think tolerance is only for people who share your similar political viewpoints and philosophies.

Obama's Selective Outrage -

Liberal hypocrisy -

TAGS: intolerant
Rating: 5/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 24, 2017, 4:19 pm
RonaldReagan - May 26, 2015, 8:15 am
heh How about in one word? Just say liberal. I just say no

MARINE CORPS - You're doing it wrong

LIBERAL TOLERANCE - Usually works only when you agree with them.

VIDEO GAMES - You can have my joystick when you pry it from my cold dead hands!

TAGS: video games gun control violence
Rating: 3.77/5

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Cannabal - August 1, 2015, 9:13 pm
F'uckin' A, I know the gov'ment ain't gettin' my BFG. They can have a few rounds of it though.
RonaldReagan - July 19, 2015, 2:16 am
Still can't have my guns

CHRISTIANS VS BIBLE HATERS - ...now whos really showing the hate here

PIGS - Police Intimidating General Society

THE FUTURE OF ISLAM - They are executing Christians all over the world, and we let them teach their culture in our schools. The religion of tolerance... right...

LIBERAL TOLERANCE - How DARE you have a view not coinciding with ours, you racist/bigot/fascist/insert nom du jour here.



Second Amendment -

TAGS: guns jesus violence republican conservative
Rating: 2.33/5

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blesic - September 21, 2014, 9:42 pm
Concisely put.
Bandit5906 - September 21, 2014, 9:02 pm
Of course! What good would a gun be (for defense) if he could not use it responsibly?



LIBERAL HATRED - Just like Whoopi and Joy walking offstage the other day- liberals hate to lose intellectual arguments!


NBC Hypocrisy -

San Jose Mayor’s ignorant red ass is showing -

SCREAMING LIBERAL INTOLERANCE - because we have a right to their opinion, and not our own!


OKAYYYYY - Tell us something we don't already know.

Philosophy -

All The Presidents Men -

SCHOOLED IN HYPOCRISY - Obama's daughters attend a private school in Washington D.C., enjoying the freedom of educational choice that the Obama Administration has denied to poor children who live in Washington

TAGS: schooled
Rating: 4.43/5

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Fear -

TAGS: conservative republican guns violence feminism
Rating: 1.63/5

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blesic - December 7, 2014, 10:24 pm
Shame on you and the conservatives who hide behind guns and outdated laws like cowards.
Zeitguy - December 7, 2014, 7:38 pm
You sound as if you live in a country that does not have a constitutional amendment that gives you the" right to bear arms". If so then good luck, if not then shame on you.
posterman - November 8, 2014, 8:31 pm
And your interpretation of a liberaldefending themselves with a cell phone; waiting minutes on 911 when second count?

Five million years of fluctuation -

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE - As for liberals and their role models. Speaks volumes for the current human condition!

"It happens to me" -

TAGS: obama stolen liberties freedom hard earned money
Rating: 4.88/5

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OTC - July 24, 2013, 5:15 pm
Who doesn't? I don't, in fact, late last night I saw some people who had car trouble and I offered help because they didn't look like gang bangers, they looked like normal people in need of help, and yes, they were black
Renza - July 22, 2013, 7:58 pm
Who doesn't, I mean look at the posters the fundies have been putting out lately, that's all they're about.
Renza - July 22, 2013, 7:54 pm
That's such a ridiculous question fox, with such impressive powers of observation and understanding, you should already know the answer. Clearly its the most dangerous known race around.
foxrecon19d - July 22, 2013, 7:03 pm
"side note, people with pants around their knees aren't that threatening, they're very easy to nock over." And which race might you be refering to, Renza? Which race threatens you so much that you have to make such a statement, Renza? Bigot much, Renza?
OTC - July 22, 2013, 5:52 pm
so you base decisions on color of skin and not how people carry themselves regardless of color? interesting
Renza - July 22, 2013, 5:42 pm
Just answering fox's question, if a decision is derived strictly from the ethnicity of nearby individuals it means its racially biased, nothing more. side note, people with pants around their knees aren't that threatening, they're very easy to nock over.
Renza - July 22, 2013, 5:39 pm
About as sharp as usual fox, comparable to the level of a bubble. At least you're finally accepting Obama as a deity, its a good first step, I'm sure even a grunt can figure out how things work sooner or later.
foxrecon19d - July 22, 2013, 4:30 pm
Aww. Look! Renzahead's faith in his god, Barack Obama has utterly failed him. His silence confirms that his propaganda has failed. So, Renza. Your move...heh...heh...heh...
foxrecon19d - July 22, 2013, 4:26 pm
By the way, Renzahead. Why have you stopped making posters that love all over your God, Obama? C'mon, Renzahead. Love on your god Barack Obama.
foxrecon19d - July 22, 2013, 3:58 pm
Renza, how much of an idiot are you? How many white people are in a Chicago ghetto? The people your beloved God Obama are refering to ARE BLACK! Renza, you are truely f***ing things up for your Democrat gods
OTC - July 22, 2013, 11:36 am
I wouldn't be afraid if a gang Erkels were in the vicinity, but I would be if a gang of white people with pants at their knees and hats on sideways, so whats your point renza?
Renza - July 22, 2013, 11:03 am
If your reasoning is a miscellaneous (ethnicity) person in the general vicinity, then yes, it would be.
foxrecon19d - July 22, 2013, 7:46 am
So it's racist to lock your car door in the Chicago ghetto?

BREITBART WAS HERE - Along With CNN Learns The Hard Way What "Critical Race Theory" Really Means

TAGS: race theory cnn soledad breirbart
Rating: 4.33/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 27, 2012, 12:36 am
As taught to bam bam by his racist professor

FOWARD TO 1960 - Hey Champ Maybe its time to do something about poverty for example: meet with your job creators



GERRY STUDDS - Take your underage page out of the country to molest him. Enjoy a long career in the house. Where else but the democrat party?

Drug cartels -

MORALS - This guy has "ZERO"

temper, temper -


TAGS: liberal democrat intolerance hate bigotry
Rating: 5/5

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freasy - November 17, 2016, 12:05 pm
Plus the Bible girl has good trigger discipline

Tolerant Democrats -

THE DEBT EMPEROR - Napoleon Blown Apart

== SELF-DEFENSE == - "I would, without any hesitation, shoot a violent criminal again." -- Bernhard Goetz --

INTIMIDATION - "Because if you don't vote for me in the next election, I'm gonna come back with my homies and bust a cap in yo' ass!"

The Yardsale Loophole -

TAGS: yardsale loophole
Rating: 4.6/5

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JGalt - April 18, 2013, 12:01 am
Once again, Ma Barker is holding a weapon such that it is endangering all bystanders



DNC ATTACKS HERMAN CAIN - That's waaaaaacist! Uncovering the left for what they really are.

ROLE MODELS - Even Somali Pirates need role models!

RUSHATOLLAH - Republicans Are Men Of Narrow Vision, Who Are Afraid Of The Future. - Jimmy Carter



IMMUTABLE TRUTH - Tolerance is what liberals only practice with each other.


Indoctrination -

TAGS: terrorist arab kids violence guns
Rating: 5/5

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blesic - September 3, 2014, 12:50 pm
Thank you.
foxrecon19d - September 3, 2014, 4:25 am
Very nicely done 5Ls

Hillary in 2016?? -

PELOSI CALLS HOLDER A KNIGHT FOR VOTER FRAUD - Nancy is also mayor of the new planet 'Stupider'.

Role Models -

DON'T TELL MICHELLE - Obama eating very badly on bus tour....

Portrait Of Ground Zero -

SELF DEFENSE - Shouldn't citizens be as well armed as the police? After all, we may have to confront the same bad guys.

fooled again -

The party of Intolerance -

Obuttfuck's back -

ANSWER THIS PLEASE - There is no logical liberal answer

TAGS: video games violence
Rating: 5/5

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arnnatz - January 12, 2013, 7:25 pm
Did you ever watch "ja****s"?

Darth Obama -


Liberal logic -

TAGS: square peg in a round hole liberals
Rating: 4.85/5

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StoneTools - September 5, 2013, 2:05 pm
Not quite, you are missing the image of a hammer smashing down on the block

Chuck Woolery -

PERRY GAFFE - Well, in all fairness he did name two more than TOTUS did when asked a similar question, but liberals have very selective memories and fault tolerance levels.

democrat tactics -


TAGS: gun violence weapon assault veteran
Rating: 4.5/5

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Rudedog - January 30, 2013, 10:30 pm
Hell no, that makes way to much sense.

OOPSIE - Wiki got it right. CNN got it wrong covering for Obama. Please Stop Tweeting Soledad O'Brien Now.

PUBLIC UNIONS - not what they appear to be...

TAGS: violent
Rating: 4.43/5

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TAGS: michael sharkey specialist home stolen
Rating: 4.38/5

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terroraustralis - April 24, 2014, 2:52 am
exactly. i'd like to see how they react when the owner returns to "liberate" his home. only **** thing is that the media would find some way to twist it and make him look like the bad guy.
Curlyrocks - April 23, 2014, 9:36 pm
So I think him and the men and women he was deployed with need to pay a visit to his home. What are these scum going to do about it?


TAX CREDIT - we can dig our way out of this loophole

stupidity -

" OBAMA WILL RELEASE 30 MILLION BARRELS OF OIL FROM THE STRATEGIC PETROLEUM RESERVE " - The US uses around 18.5 million barrels a day.That's WOW TWO days worth!How Much cost refilling 30 Million Barrels?

LEFTIST VIOLENCE - Has always been acceptable to the Left, unless MSM cannot avoid talking about, upon which- its convenient to blame the Right....

Party of Tolerance -

climate can be effected by weaker magnetic field -

TAGS: earth magnetic poles overdue for a switch bigger problem than co2
Rating: 4.14/5

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fauxnews - July 20, 2014, 2:07 pm
No, the point YOU are missing is... Is it b'utter or is it Parkay? X-D
OTC - July 20, 2014, 9:15 am
You really missing the point about data? lol
fauxnews - July 19, 2014, 5:20 pm
You are really comparing b***er to climate change? lol
OTC - July 19, 2014, 4:55 pm
There was enough data to prove b***er was bad for, now its not
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 11:45 am
so far, all that's been proven is that the climate change models suck and produce bogus results. Now there's some d***ing evidence.
fauxnews - July 15, 2014, 12:40 am
...fortunately, there is enough data in the public record showing the work of these scientists have stood the test of scrutiny. There is zero evidence to suggest that this consensus has been bought off by the 'dam gum guvment.' Your move, OTC.
fauxnews - July 15, 2014, 12:38 am
The issue IS climate change. We are still trying to figure out how this poster is supposed to fit into it. If you are discussing the 97%-99% consensus of scientists, then you were the one that mentioned govt funding...
OTC - July 15, 2014, 12:05 am
My bad again, I thought the issue was climate change, not whether i trust or like someone
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 4:08 pm
Okay...so if the government 'pays you' then they must be untrustworthy?Yes...I agree with that up to a point.But why do you trust politicians at all?Doesn't seem to bother you when it's a govt paid employee you like(aka. Cheney).Cant have it both ways,OTC
OTC - July 14, 2014, 3:46 pm
My bad, i didn't realize the 99% question was related to the earth magnetic field
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 3:32 pm
What issue? That the magnetic Earth field has nothing do with the debate over climate change other than you, idiotically, using it as a red-herring? LOGIC FAIL Try again.
OTC - July 14, 2014, 3:25 pm
Classic, can't argue the issue so attack the opposition
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 1:29 pm
*times up!*Sounds like you're walking it off.Great idea!Well,I might be around tonite if u actually have something 2 say.On a serious note, fun jousting with you :-)Just stay away from the homophobic crap and we'll be fine.Have a nice day.Cheers, mate :-)
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 1:22 pm
*jeopardy music almost finished* Time is almost up. Man or chicken? Wait don't answer that. *looking at my watch* Got nothing?
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 1:14 pm
*jeopardy music playing* This is final Jeopardy. Make your answer count. Round is almost up. Be sure to have your answer, in question form, that is. :-D Waiting...
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 1:03 pm
In the meanwhile, let me know when you are done with your little meltdown. Sounds like you aren't done yet. Can you provide me a time frame on your temper tantrum? Haven't got all day here you know. :-) Waiting...
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 1:01 pm
*yawn* You can't have it both ways, stoolio. With your patented cliche "you're-on-drugs, p'oopie pants!" post, you show your hand and expose yourself as the angry troll you are after all. You're a walking mess. Then again, most sore losers are. Tissue?:-)
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 12:57 pm
lolololololol... See how easy you betray yourself. LMAO... You want to take the high road (so people will think you are above this and it doesn't bother you) but then you go for the cheap insult (the drug thing) b/c you can't resist the low road...
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 12:54 pm
really? 68899? did the drugs kick in that fast?
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 12:53 pm
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 12:50 pm
See comment #68899 for my response (when you're raging, you are pretty much saying the same thing) ;-)
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 12:48 pm
Hey, if 'wishful thinking' will make you feel better and help you calm down, then knock yourself out. Go for it, mate. :-) In the meanwhile, let me know when you are done with your little meltdown :-)
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 12:47 pm
Nobody will buy that bullsh1t except you. Sorry, but I think it's time that you reset all of those b***ons and replace the ones that you spilled tears on before they short out and electrocute you.
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 12:43 pm
Yes, I know you're angry. Need a hug? :-)
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 12:42 pm
...cuz last I checked, stoolio, isn't a member here.But it IS a funny reference to 'crap',which you've been full of today,hence the moniker. Again,it's funny YOU choose to read something else into it.Trying to tell us something, stoolio? ;-) Nice try.
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 12:42 pm
project much?
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 12:41 pm
You are hilarious, your reference to stoolio was way before my crankyhead jab and I ignored it until you pushed it.
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 12:40 pm
I can understand your fear, youtube videos are sooooooo dangerous to people who don't have the smarts to recognize them.
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 12:39 pm
Nah, when you call me "cranky head" I can sarcastically return the favor...especially considering the irony there. ;-) And, truth be told, I don't care what YOU believe. I'm just not going to let you get away putting an accusation into my mouth...
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 12:39 pm
tell you what, why don't you get out of attack dog mode and address the issues? Oh, that's right, you are fauxnews, the underdog, the one whose b***ons get pushed in so easily. Keep it up, you are really characterizing yourself as a b-grade clown.
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 12:37 pm
Let's see, in this thread you used stoolio and arnnatz in reference to me, yet you ignorantly now claim that you didn't accuse me of sock puppeting. What a lousy liar you are. Do you actually believe the crap you type?
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 12:30 pm
*jeopardy music playing* Round is almost up. Be sure to have your answer, in question form, that is. :-D
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 12:24 pm
*yawn*Guess you aren't done thrashing on your floor yet. Admittedly,it would be hard to type a response in the middle of a tantrum. Fine then. Just Let me know when you are done having your little meltdown.I'll wait a little longer...but just a little :-)
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 12:10 pm
Nah,Im not accusing you of being 'anything.' I didn't use "upon your return" to imply that. Funny that 'you chose' to read that meaning into it tho.Looks like something I indadvertedly said triggered a waterfall. Lemme know when you're done crying it out.
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 12:06 pm
My return? If you think I'm a sock puppet, it's easy to put your money where your pie hole is and just go to mooo and find out. But you won't do that because you you are full of it and will make some lame crankyhead excuse like, "No it's fun being stupid"
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 12:02 pm
*yawn* Like Miss Priss once told you, we don't click your links. Sorry! (see comment #65524) Loose agreement some of us made upon your return. Done having your meltdown yet? I will wait a little longer... :-)
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:57 am
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 11:55 am
*yawn* Let me know when you are done having your little meltdown. I'll wait... :-)
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:43 am
hey, faux, here's an opportunity to change your avatar to something that describes your time on this site: http://www.salvospeak.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/eatcrow.gif
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:40 am
Did I break the b***on that I pushed because I slammed you so hard. Poor widdle baby.
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:40 am
see comment #68858 above
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:39 am
as opposed to your "stoolio" comment above? Yeah, it's all me. bwahahahahahaha. Wait, now I get it, do you just type without knowing what you type or have someone type your comments for you?
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 11:36 am
You mean to say you watch TV? Ya don't say... :-D I know you are just a toy, but some times you an almost fool me. You almost convince me you are a real person. Almost. ;-) Love it when you hit those cymbals when your mad! Do it again, monkey! :-)
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 11:35 am
*yawn* So you're going back to calling me, Crankyhead. Got it. Now i KNOW you're p'issed off. Coming from an "Arnnatz wannabe", I'll consider the source on that one.
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 11:32 am
So basically you admit you're so obsessed with my opinion, you changed your avatar just for me. And that countered my original point, how? You're funny. Then again, most sore losers are. X-D
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:27 am
That's ok, cranky wannabe just keep trying to distract from your inability to prove the 97-99% of scientists agree with you crapola.
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:25 am
Who needs the BBC "You got served" when you are on the site? Nice pirouette, by the way.
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:24 am
I was hoping you would appreciate me using an avatar that highlights your opinion. I guess you didn't get it. Surprise, surprise.
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 11:23 am
Who needs a goldfish when I have you. Keep going! Dance monkey, dance! x-D Do that angry face again. So cute!! :-D
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 11:22 am
You went through all the trouble to dress up like a chicken this morning in the laughable hope it will mock others. Hilarious. Then you tell others to "get a life". Also hilarious. Surrrrre... I will DO that, chicken boy. Thanks for the 'heads' up. ;-)
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:22 am
Nope, basically, I was saying that you are a broken record. "opinion piece" skip "opinion piece" skip "b***ons pushed" skip "opinnion piece" skip "b***ons pushed" etc ad nauseum
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:20 am
*any links that back up"
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:20 am
Oh, and you still haven;t posted any links that bacs up that 9 out of 10 doctors recommend lucky strike" which is comparable to the made up numbers of "97% of scientists agree..." Especially when polls of scientists say differently
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 11:19 am
So, basically you are saying,"I know you were going to score in my inzone anyways so I decided to run the ball back the other way and do it for you!" Got it. Uh, thanx? It's no fun making trying to make fun of you when you do all the work for me. :-)
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:17 am
OMG, you are right. This site means so much to you and here I was dissing you by doing something that distracted me from your repetitive bs. Get a life
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:16 am
and that's why I posted the follow on, I knew you would use that lame old excuse to not read it (plus it isn't some liberal obama pleasing article)
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 10:57 am
Now I know I pushed your b***ons and p'issed you off if you changed your avatar just for me. LMAO! ROFLCOPTER..Youse realay ares a speshel kindaz crazy aints youse, Pinostoolio? :-D Well, thanks for starting my morning off with a good laugh X-D Cheers :-)
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 10:52 am
Let me get this straight.You dress up like a chicken(appropriate,btw,after you ran off like a coward yesterday) and you're hoping it'll insult me?LOLOLOL..Is that like punching yourself in the face and hoping it will hurt me?Please,dont stop on my account
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 10:47 am
In fact, Chicken Little, here's the thread you got caught lying about it. You remember...where you dared me to prove that article was an "opinion"... and I did. X-D LMAO http://www.politifake.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=9728&start=90#p138733
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 10:40 am
Then open your eyes, OTC. Oh, they are.lol...
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 10:39 am
*yawn* You already posted this OPINION piece, Stoolio. Try posting some "news" for a change.
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 9:55 am
And they agree because their grants stipulate that they MUST agree in order to get followup money
OTC - July 14, 2014, 9:49 am
Mote like a translation in the works
OTC - July 14, 2014, 9:47 am
Maybe they are talking about government funded scientists, 97-99% of them agree.
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 8:43 am
OMG! Fauxnews is gonna say "it's an opinion", so to counter that before he goes there: http://oss.sagepub.com/content/33/11/1477.full
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 8:41 am
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 8:22 am
Or the world is cooling ... The world is warming ... the world is disrupting climate ... duh, duh, hello, my name is fauxnews and I'm addicted to bullsh1t
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 8:21 am
How about liberals who make up numbers to support their hallucinations. Like "97-99% of scientists agree..." or "9 out of 10 doctors recommend lucky strike"
OTC - July 14, 2014, 7:06 am
Don't see hordes of scientists freaking out over man made GW either, just the liberals think it's the problem they think it is
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 11:41 pm
Don't see hordes of scientists freaking out over this. Maybe because it's not the problem you think people think it is? Digging yourself a hole here, mate.
OTC - July 13, 2014, 11:33 pm
(Not me but) the alarmists are saying cancer will increase during the flip, power grids and communications could be knocked out. With the atmosphere exposed the solar wind will blow away the MMCO2. keep moving, nothing to see here right?
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 10:31 pm
My 2 cents, TA.
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 10:31 pm
I'm not talking about the magnetic field stuff, which is a red herring for sure. But where knee-jerk libs really get me is their HATRED of all things nuclear which, ironically, is their ONLY solution to the problems facing the world. Windmills wont cut it
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 10:29 pm
I think the scientists on climate change are on the money with this. Where I fault the liberal alarmists on this is the politics: clearly there is a problem, one of the biggest of which is the need to get off energy co-dependency, like, as in NOW.
terroraustralis - July 13, 2014, 10:23 pm
i just want to emphasise, again, you're doing literally the exact same thing that you get pissed off at climate change alarmists for doing. if this is some meta attempt to show everyone how climate change alarmists appear to you, then well done.
terroraustralis - July 13, 2014, 10:22 pm
the only difference is that the climate change alarmists have scientific studies backing up their claims of danger, whereas there are none backing up the notion that the magnetic field flip will be dangerous.
terroraustralis - July 13, 2014, 10:20 pm
i really dont understand why you made this poster... you get pissed off at "climate change alarmists" and yet you post alarmist bull**** about the flip... the flip is harmless, you're doing literally the exact same thing climate change alarmists do.
OTC - July 13, 2014, 8:16 am
Wasn't trying to tie the flip to climate change
terroraustralis - July 13, 2014, 2:32 am
the best translation i could find for this poster was "i have no f***ing idea what i'm talking about". the earth's magnetic field has switched polarity 172 times in earth's history, and not one of these "flips" is a**ociated with the climate at the time.
Zeitguy - July 12, 2014, 9:47 pm
Certainly not an excuse to dismiss global warming and the effect of human activity on that phenomenon.
Zeitguy - July 12, 2014, 9:08 pm
The cyclical shift of the magnetic poles is long over due. Although it may take thousands of years to complete the effects may be noticed over the next few hundred years.

WAKE UP AMERICA! - Why does the left use violence when they loose in our democratic system?

ROLE MODELS - We sure have come a long way in the last 50 years. Nobel prize for not being Bush, the other recognized for his preoccupation with Bush.



Somebody ... -

Preschooler Wisdom -

TAGS: preschooler wisdom
Rating: 3.67/5

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terroraustralis - May 5, 2013, 2:17 am
in a perfect world he could wear whatever the hell he wants. but if he wears that **** in high school, he's gonna get the **** kicked out of him by bullies. i wouldnt let my kid wear that, for the same reason i wouldnt let him play with a loaded gun.
PapaFox - May 4, 2013, 2:09 pm
That's the whole point of the story - the only people who were worried about it were the adults. The kids didn't give a rip - they have no idea what g.a.y means. His next pair of shoes will probably be Batman light-up sneaks.
terroraustralis - May 4, 2013, 12:20 pm
future spree killer. the only way i could approve of this, i s from a chaotic evil mindset. false accusations of homo***uality cause far more damage than homophobia against people who are actually g**.

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA II - “If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun”

WAR - "All who take the sword shall perish with the sword." - JESUS

TAGS: jesus religion war violence death
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birddseedd - August 28, 2014, 6:55 pm
so we gave them to friends of terrorists... as you said, "plan the whole time"
Curlyrocks - August 28, 2014, 6:50 pm
furios. And we where giving the weapons in Syria to the FSA, that rag tag group of freedom fighters, then ISIS "hijacked" them. Like that wasn't the plan the whole time.
Curlyrocks - August 28, 2014, 6:48 pm
We didn't give them the trucks, the Iraqi army gave them the trucks we gave to them. Same with tanks and other equipment. And from what I understand those weapons from Mexico have already been used to attack border guards hence why we know about fast and
birddseedd - August 28, 2014, 4:07 pm
from what iv seen we are giving them trucks. and of course all of the firearms we are sending to mexico and syria. only a matter of time till they are used against us. already seen reports of bans of armed illegals roaming the country. many in MI
Curlyrocks - August 28, 2014, 12:20 pm
Saudi Arabia..... well us since we fuel up on their oil daily (if your on the eastern sea bord).
birddseedd - August 28, 2014, 10:11 am
yea but now we have isis. and youll never guess who is funding them
birddseedd - August 25, 2014, 12:32 am
cant say i know much on that side of the world, other than their hatred for guns, self defense and civil liberties. well im off to bed. ill be back tomorrow. its been a nice convo. see ya tomorrow
Curlyrocks - August 25, 2014, 12:29 am
slowly (very slowly) toning down on the terror. I guess it's hard to top the Sunni terrorists with the whole 9/11 thing under their belt, followed by the US taking out strict dictators and leaving nations open to Sunni extremists.
birddseedd - August 25, 2014, 12:28 am
thats not going to change. the muslim faith is one of hate and dominance. iv read it in the quran myself. saidly, most religions are the source of most of the hate in the world. hamas will not negotiate. they wont even wait out cease fires before shooting
birddseedd - August 25, 2014, 12:26 am
I cant say much about the Iraqie people, as far as palistines in gaza, they hate the jews themselves. iv watched their childrens television shows. they indoctrinate their children to hate jews and attack on site.
Curlyrocks - August 25, 2014, 12:25 am
well that's just a h** bed of hate. They commit genocide against there fellow Muslims like Kurds so no people with that much hate in their hearts must be stopped. But Hamas is trying to negotiate, Iran is now trying to negotiate, ****e muslims seem to be
Curlyrocks - August 25, 2014, 12:23 am
There are 12 synagogues operating in Iran, most of the hate over there is directed at the state and government of Israel than at the jewish people themselves. At least from "Organized" Muslim governments when it comes to psycho militants like ISIS...
birddseedd - August 25, 2014, 12:16 am
but in all fairness. i do understand your point. and the jews are no saints by any means. i think that might be an ironic statement. but no, they are not completely innocent, but genocide certainly is not the answer
birddseedd - August 25, 2014, 12:15 am
when genocide is the alternative, no, there is no time to let it go.
birddseedd - August 25, 2014, 12:13 am
actually, if you want my honest to goodness opinion, if the Indians did have the ability to take back the country, i would likely be in support of it. what we did to them was no better than what king George did to us. probably worse honestly.
Curlyrocks - August 25, 2014, 12:11 am
and I have had my laptop stolen, I wanted blood at the time but it's been 2 years, I let it go, maybe 2000 years is enough time to let it go?
Curlyrocks - August 25, 2014, 12:08 am
money or chase an immigrant family off their land?
Curlyrocks - August 25, 2014, 12:07 am
I hope you're not American because by your logic you should be on the 1st plane back to Europe or where ever you came from. But if you are I a**ume your family has not lived there for many generations so what are you going to do? buy a house with some ...
Curlyrocks - August 25, 2014, 12:04 am
are equally violent.
birddseedd - August 25, 2014, 12:03 am
sorry, i shoudld have waited to see if you were done. but i would have to disagree. history shows that they have NEVER lived in peace. as for "paying for it" should you have to pay for your laptop to get it back from the thief?
Curlyrocks - August 25, 2014, 12:01 am
Pay for it. Jews Christians and Muslims all tend to live in relative peace in the ME until 1 group decides it needs to control the land with an iron fist. When things like the crusades or the current occupation happen the responses from the other groups..
birddseedd - August 25, 2014, 12:01 am
the problem is, those people first stole the land from isreal. if someone breaks into your house and steels your computer, and the police find it, wont you want it back? or would that just be steeling? pretty sure you woudl want what is yours back.
Curlyrocks - August 24, 2014, 11:57 pm
It doesn't matter what kind of deals where made on an international level or what some ancient book says, when you kick people off of land they have been living on for generations it's called theft. The only fair way to acquire something you want is ...
birddseedd - August 24, 2014, 8:19 pm
and where would you have them go anyway? because the other nations are not interested in Isreal, they are interested in genocide. no matter where they were to go, the arabs will try to eradicate them.
birddseedd - August 24, 2014, 8:18 pm
Maybe that is the point we should be discussing, because it does belong to them. it was theirs long before any current nation was formed. as i said, its called "Isreal" for a reason. it does in fact belong to the Jews.
blesic - August 24, 2014, 8:11 pm
It's not THEIR LAND. The land was there long before the Jews were and it will be there long after they are gone. So, arguing over who owns it is like 2 fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on.
birddseedd - August 24, 2014, 7:44 pm
why should they leave THEIR LAND? if your neighborhood got together and voted and said that they just didnt like you and they were voting you out, should you have to leave YOUR HOUSE?
blesic - August 24, 2014, 7:42 pm
The alternative is for them to get the hell out and bring peace to the region. Democracy states that the majority rules. Since the Jews are in the minority in the region, they either abide by Arabic rule or get the hell out!
birddseedd - August 24, 2014, 4:22 pm
That is why it is called Isreal, named after the father of the people who now live there, whose name was Isreal. By all rights, the land belongs to them. what else can they do but to protect it? what alternative can you suggest?
birddseedd - August 24, 2014, 4:21 pm
as far as peace goes. i have read enough of the quran to know that as long as there are non islamic people in existence, there will not be peace. they tried to exterminate the jews the same as hitler and countless others
birddseedd - August 24, 2014, 4:19 pm
I think you are forgetting one bit thing, the holocaust. The land belonged to the jews long before arabs ever came to town. who then removed the jews, trying to kill all of them. some time after hitler did the same. the fact is, the land was and is theirs
blesic - August 24, 2014, 1:34 pm
Well, I can say this. The only reason that the Jews are in Israel now is that after WWII the West stole that land from the Arabs and gave it to the Jews. Therefore, the only way there will be peace in that region is if the Jews move out!
birddseedd - August 24, 2014, 10:00 am
thats all you have to say?
blesic - August 24, 2014, 1:31 am
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 10:10 pm
Nobody likes the idea of having to defend yourself. personally or nationally. but the fact remains. the terrorists and even governments all around them... are very happy to kill every one of them from babies to men. without mercy, with hate and prejudice
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 10:10 pm
Nobody likes the idea of having to defend yourself. personally or nationally. but the fact remains. the terrorists and even governments all around them... are very happy to kill every one of them from babies to men. without mercy, with hate and prejudice
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 10:09 pm
for one. being a military state is not good, but on the other hand. they are under constant attack. no they are not 100% innocent, however it is the other people that are initiating the attacks on them. isreal is defending themselves.
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 10:08 pm
However. isreal is sourrounded by nations that want to irraticate them, simply because they have a religion that hates them. so they are kind of a 2 edged blade....
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 10:06 pm
Many of the isrealites feel the same. there are many people that there that hate being a military state. and there are many things that isreal is doing wrong. even isrealites will tell you that.
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 10:06 pm
Many of the isrealites feel the same. there are many people that there that hate being a military state. and there are many things that isreal is doing wrong. even isrealites will tell you that.
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 10:05 pm
now. as far as today. thats when the two sides come in. ill start by saying that being a military state is never a good thing. and i do not believe that is Gods intent for them. unfortunatly that is what is happening here in the usa
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 10:04 pm
hmm. there are two sides to it. the first side. God made a judgement on the people isreal was supposed to wipe out in the bible days. in fact not doing so is the reason they are having to fight today.
blesic - August 23, 2014, 10:01 pm
The Jews have been a war-like people ever since Abram came to Israel many years ago and exterminated everyone who lived there. And today the Jews are still a militant people. Nothing has changed.
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 9:50 pm
what he meant by what he said. i should say.
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 9:50 pm
Ok, so we are going to do this like liberal extreemests? ignore facts, pretend we are right, then move the conversation on? how about you talk about the things i stated, then we can discuss your last comment and what christ actually meant.
blesic - August 23, 2014, 6:11 pm
So sorry but you are wrong again. Remember what Rabbi Jesus said, "If a man hits you on the left cheek, turn the right cheek to him also."
blesic - August 23, 2014, 6:11 pm
So sorry but you are wrong again. Remember what Rabbi Jesus said, "If a man hits you on the left cheek, turn the right cheek to him also."
blesic - August 23, 2014, 6:11 pm
So sorry but you are wrong again. Remember what Rabbi Jesus said, "If a man hits you on the left cheek, turn the right cheek to him also."
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 5:55 pm
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 5:50 pm
non violence has its place, which ends just before you or the ones you love become murdered.
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 5:49 pm
by your logic, isreal would simply allow the palistines to bomb them out of existence. is that really your solution? just let everyone die, man child baby woman? because if so, you would be akin to a psychopath.
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 5:47 pm
You are also incorrect about isreal. the palistines are attacking Isreal. You need to know the difference between Attacking and Defending. because by your logic, to be continued....
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 5:46 pm
As far as Jesus goes, the act of defending yourself, is far from war mongering. Christ never advocated for war. in fact his principals show that using what we call violence, is the LAST resort to defending yourself
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 5:44 pm
That is a really backward way of thinking you know that right? I believe in being non violent each and every time. However there are times when your attacker does not give you any choice and you are forced to defend yourself
blesic - August 23, 2014, 5:41 pm
If those are the facts, that means Luke and Jesus were a couple of war mongering Jews just like the ones we have today invading Gaza.
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 11:14 am
because when you make stuff up, it just shows anyone with a brain that you simply do not use yours.
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 11:13 am
Luke 22:35-38, 36 Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one. seriously, if you are going to say things, you need to use facts and data
blesic - August 23, 2014, 9:05 am
Christ didn't tell people to buy no sword because he was poor and all his friends were poor.
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 8:27 am
But hey, as long as you can missquote something you refuse to read, maybe your right, we should let isis take over the white house
birddseedd - August 23, 2014, 8:25 am
Again. If you have to say more things that are untrue, your point is invalid. And to be honest i dont think you have a firm grasp on the reality of what you are talking about. On a side note, christ told people to buy a sword
blesic - August 23, 2014, 1:04 am
My point is right. You're just a hypocrite like all conservatives clutching their guns and bibles.
birddseedd - August 8, 2014, 12:10 pm
If you have to misquote and lie, your point is wrong

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